Reality vs. Reality TV

         I sit here waiting for the new episode of Haven to come on and my mind has been going over quite a quandary.. How does reality TV fit into everyday life... now by my standards I think EVERYONE should watch a large amount of Reality TV and by all accounts most people do. Now some might go on with their blah blah blah's about the filth of TV and the Moral outrage.. or something of that nature... I'm not to sure I wasn't paying to much attention too it... there is a Bad Girls Club re run on.... wait what was I talking about? Oh yeah..  SO as I was saying I Love reality TV but sometimes I think about how these show would be applied in real life. So here we go....

                                                   Toddlers and Tiaras would become...

                                                          Just Children who are brats..

Now I know a lot of people think toddlers and tiaras boils down to child abuse but I have to say I love this show. Being able to watch these spoiled children and there deluded parents is fantastic. I mean spray tanning and spending thousands of dollars on children who will grow up to think they deserve the best in everything is THE best form of entertainment... I mean I'm glad I don't know these children and when I get tired of them and their annoying parents I can just turn them off.

                                                            Bad Girls Club turns into...

                                                             Bad Girls Behind Bars.

                                                             Big Brother would be...

                                                                 Stalking.

                                                                  Survivor would be..

                                                                 Like Castaway.


                     If you were in a deserted place and had to "survive" it would be like castaway..

                                                          The Real Housewives of OC..

                                                Are just Bitchy Rich Girls..

                                           Celebrity Rehab...

                                              would be  Real Rehab.. were you have to Pay $$

                                                      The Biggest Loser..

                                             would happen at The Gym...

                                                     Top Chef's

                                                 Usually end up working at Applebees..


       Now don't get me wrong I Love Every reality show on VH1 and Bravo... and some on MTV and Lifetime but I think some people (ie. young people) need to realize that reality TV is tightly controlled and never works out well in real life... Yes I'm talking about you Teen Moms, 16 and Pregnant should not be your main goal in life.